reanimatrix:

cptprocrastination:

runicbasso:

killarichdude:

mooglemisbehaving:

foxy-sierra:

YES.

…okay. I am now on board the Harley Train.

HOLY SHIT GUYS YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND SHE JUST THREW FUCKING LOBO THROUGH A GODDAMN WALL

IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHO LOBO IS LET ME FUCKING LEARN YOU A THING

LOBO IS A GODDAMN INTERSTELLAR MERCENARY/BOUNTY HUNTER. HE IS AN ALIEN FROM THE PLANET OF CZARNIA NEVER HEARD OF CZARNIA YOU SAY? THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S A DEAD PLANET. LITERALLY DEADHE FUCKING KILLED EVERYONE ON THAT BITCH. FOR FUN. WITH A LEGION OF FLYING SCORPIONS. I SHIT YOU NOT.

T H E R E ’ S   N O   O N E   L E F T

HIS FAVORITE HOBBIES ARE GETTING FUCKING HAMMERED AND KILLING SHIT. HIS NAME ROUGHLY TRANSLATED IS 

HE WHO DEVOURS YOUR ENTRAILS AND THOROUGHLY ENJOYS IT

THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS THE BADASS OF ALL BADASSES. THE ROCKSTAR OF ALL ROCKSTARS. THE MERC TO END ALL MERCS. HE RIDES A GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING MOTORCYCLE THROUGH SPACE AND KILLS PEOPLE.

"He is surprisingly protective of space dolphins, some of which he feeds from his home. A few have been killed in separate incidents, which he avenges with his usual violence.”

-Wikipedia

THAT IS THE MAN THAT HARLEY JUST TOSSED THROUGH A FUCKING CEMENT WALL. IF YOU DON’T FUCKING PISS YOUR PANTS THINKING ABOUT HER FROM NOW ON, IF SHE DOESN’T FUCKING HAUNT YOUR DREAMS UNTIL THE DAY YOU DIE…

YOU’RE FUCKING WRONG.

[drop mic]

YES. THANK YOU.

You go Harley girl! You show that interstellar bad ass NO ONE FUCKS WITH HARLEY!

Yes good. Very good.