Everything happens so much.
BRB IMAGINING THOR AND THE HULK RAISING THEIR KIDS
Bby James Potter and his totally doting parents… ahh I wish we knew more about his early childhood! *cries*
LEGOLAS WHAT DID YOUR ELF EYES SEE?!
I was celebrating my sims bday and I don’t know what went wrong but
Just orphaned three teens, but at least he’s cleaning the yard.
Person: “I’m just gonna play devil’s advocate here and—”
Satan: “Whoa whoa hey I didn’t agree to this I don’t even know you.”
White people destroyed 3/4s of the world for spices and have the nerve not to season their food.
Working on my paper is hard on both of us.
…okay. I am now on board the Harley Train.
HOLY SHIT GUYS YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND SHE JUST THREW FUCKING LOBO THROUGH A GODDAMN WALL
IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHO LOBO IS LET ME FUCKING LEARN YOU A THING
LOBO IS A GODDAMN INTERSTELLAR MERCENARY/BOUNTY HUNTER. HE IS AN ALIEN FROM THE PLANET OF CZARNIA NEVER HEARD OF CZARNIA YOU SAY? THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S A DEAD PLANET. LITERALLY DEAD. HE FUCKING KILLED EVERYONE ON THAT BITCH. FOR FUN. WITH A LEGION OF FLYING SCORPIONS. I SHIT YOU NOT.
T H E R E ’ S N O O N E L E F T
HIS FAVORITE HOBBIES ARE GETTING FUCKING HAMMERED AND KILLING SHIT. HIS NAME ROUGHLY TRANSLATED IS
HE WHO DEVOURS YOUR ENTRAILS AND THOROUGHLY ENJOYS IT
THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS THE BADASS OF ALL BADASSES. THE ROCKSTAR OF ALL ROCKSTARS. THE MERC TO END ALL MERCS. HE RIDES A GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING MOTORCYCLE THROUGH SPACE AND KILLS PEOPLE.
"He is surprisingly protective of space dolphins, some of which he feeds from his home. A few have been killed in separate incidents, which he avenges with his usual violence.”
THAT IS THE MAN THAT HARLEY JUST TOSSED THROUGH A FUCKING CEMENT WALL. IF YOU DON’T FUCKING PISS YOUR PANTS THINKING ABOUT HER FROM NOW ON, IF SHE DOESN’T FUCKING HAUNT YOUR DREAMS UNTIL THE DAY YOU DIE…
YOU’RE FUCKING WRONG.
YES. THANK YOU.
You go Harley girl! You show that interstellar bad ass NO ONE FUCKS WITH HARLEY!
Yes good. Very good.
today a ten year old called me fat in front of the class and i told him it was because i eat all my rude students