Man I feel really bad for the Tumblr Staff because I bet they aimed for Tumblr to be a cool, suavé, photographic place for artists but in reality it’s made up of hormonal teenagers who obsess over gay fictional characters, and can’t even handle the reblog button turning green to teal
Alfred is very protective over his sister. (who just arrived back from a tour in Afghanistan.) He feels guilty that he played cupid to Mattie’s and her husbands disastrous relationship that resulted in Mattie becoming a single mother. So he grills any guy who shows even the slightest interest in her in hopes to protect her from players like Francis.
Time to make: 5 minutes prep 15 minutes cooking 5 minutes cooling
10 ounces of sliced strawberries, fresh or frozen
1/2 of a 3 ounce package of strawbery jello
1 box of White or Yellow Cake mix
Mix strawberries into jello mix, let stand for a few minutes. Prepare cake mix like it says on the box. Pour strawberry mix into a 10 cup microwavable ring pan (if you don’t have one, a microwavable bowl with an upside down cup in it should work) that has been greased and coated with sugar. Remove one cup of batter and set aside. Pour the rest gently into the ring pan. Microwave at 2/3 power for 8-10 minutes and then at full power for 3-5 or until done. If you press the top of the cake and it springs back its done. Let the cake stand for 5 minutes before inverting. Make sure you turn it over on a rimmed plate, so the strawberry sauce doesnt spill everywhere. Serve with whipped cream.
*You can microwave the leftover batter in a mug for a few minutes for a cupake the same way
*You can do other cake recipes other than angel food for other combonations
*You can put frosting on the bottom instead of strawberries to glaze the cake when its done
* The strawberries will be warm, so if you prefer cold strawberries, add it on after the cake is done
today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish
*high pitched whine* tyler hoechlin
you still like me right
someone who doesn’t watch hetalia please explain this
Ok so the tall guy with white hair has just come home from work and his hubby who is a stay at home dad has prepared him a delicious bento box and has decided to feed him himself. You can tell they love each other cause they got the “blushies”.
Out of every explanation that I have read this ones my favorite
I would like to take this opportunity to point out one thing. This is an example of a male-targeted, vaguely ‘sexist’ commercial campaign that is genuinely funny, and clever enough for women to “get the joke”. These commercials, despite claiming Old Spice was a product for “men” and not ladies, were met with mutual appreciation from men and women, because it is:
A: Not stupid or flat in its humor or message
B: Not degrading to women
C: Genuinely funny
On top of that, these commercials featured a man that was trying to, above all else, make women happy. He wasn’t trying to be a man because “ew being girly is dumb lol,” he was trying to be a man because “oh ladies I would love to impress you.” And even though both of those messages are somewhat traditional ways of viewing and reinforcing gender standards and expectations, that fine line between them makes a world of difference. Many of these pro-men campaigns are too insulting, or too small-minded, or simply not clever enough to make us “get the joke”. But this campaign has humor that appeals to both men and women at the same time, by neither degrading nor bashing either of them. Men can want to be like this man, and woman get to appreciate a man that is like this man. But at the same time, this campaign is too light-hearted and whimsical to hurt anyone’s feelings, so you can easily take it for the hilarious joke it is.
This campaign is not only funny, it’s clever, highly creative, intentionally over the top, and entertaining. Everything that Dr. Pepper’s agonizing “Why don’t women get the joke about our manly soda?” campaign is not.
Adapt to this
LET ME JUST POINT OUT THE VARIOUS FLAWS OF LOGIC HERE. FIRST OF ALL DARWINS POWER IS TO LITERALLY ADAPT TO ANYTHING IN THE EFFING UNIVERSE. HIS POWERS DEEMED IT TOO DANGEROUS TO FIGHT THE HULK AND TELEPORTED HIM TO ANOTHER COUNTRY. HE ONCE BECAME PURE COSMIC EFFING ENERGY AND SHORTLY AFTER REMATERIALIZED AS A HUMAN BEING TO PREVENT HIS DEATH. DARWIN IS LITERALLY INEFFINGVINCIBLE. AND YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT A PATHETIC BALL OF KINETIC ENERGY FROM SEBASTIAN SHAW MERKS HIM?!?!?! THEY OBVIOUSLY ARE OUT TO KILL THE BLACK MAN IN THE PLOT AND LITERALLY WROTE THIS SCENE WITH NO REGARDS TO DARWINS POWERS WHATSOEVER AND ITS FRUSTRATING THAT THEY WOULD GO OUT OF THEIR WAY TO KILL HIM OFF LIKE THAT
I’m saying. Even in sci fi we ain’t safe
This part always pissed me off, man. And I’m so glad someone finally brought it up.
I haven’t seen this movie, but yeah.
Darwin’s power literally prevents his death from anything but old age or the end of the actual universe.
This is bullshit.
still salty about this
the thing is literally NO ONE cares if u dont think leggings count as pants. no one. no one cares. everyones gonna keep wearing them as pants. theyre pants. no one cares what u think
im just filled with hate and useless facts
reblog if your dick is longer than your arm
all i want is attention but only from certain people